Can I Get
by Gemma Rossi
Definitely. Can I get a Bullit bourbon on the rocks with a splash of water?
Oh, you don’t? I
thought you did. Ok, Makers is good. I will do a Negra Modelo then. That’s
alright. Thank you.
Thank you. Sorry. I think I have someone waiting. Somos quatro. We are
four. Can we sit here
actually? I think we’re good. Hi honey, how are you? Two. Can we sit in the
front? Thank you.
Regular is fine. This is great. Did you guys have a steak with wasabi
mashed potatoes? Oh yea?
OK. Oh. Alright. Ok. I’ll have the this. And I’m going to do the skirt
steak. Let’s do it medium.
Can we have more chips please? Can I make a reservation for 8:30? We are
four. Wait. Hold on.
Okay. We are six then. We are going to be six. I want a reservation for
six. No I want to keep this
reservation. We switched. We’re big people. We used to be your size thirty
years ago. Thanks.
Hola, mi familia esta atras. Ok honey. Yum. We’re going to get a bottle of
red. What do you like
between the Hacienda del Plata and the Don David? We’ll go with that one.
Hello. Hello. I went
there before and I would like come for my boyfriend’s birthday and I would
like to make a
reservation. We are two or three. Oh.That’s annoying. Do you have cake? I
think we’re ready.
We’re gonna start with empanadas. We want spinach and ham and cheese. I’ll
have the aged
bone in shell steak. Medium. Medium Well. Hahahahahahhaha. I’ll have the
rib eye. Medium
rare. Can I just have a glass of wine at your bar? Wooops. Sorry. Thank you
honey. Ya. If you
don’t mind. I’ll have another sangria. We are two. Is there space in the
back? Is this the
Argentinean place? I would like to eat something. I would prefer a table.
Thanks. Regular. Tap.
In the window. Uh. I’m fine. I’m okay. Yes I am. Are you? I’ll have
enchiladas and a glass of
pinot noir. Thanks. What’s up? I am meeting someone here who is here. We
are two. Thank you
very much. Thank you very much. Great. Thanks. Those were just like
Argentina. Those were
incredible. I think we’re fine. Thanks. I think it’s colder back here. Or
Beautiful. Oooooohhhhh. Oh it’s great. Yes. Can we get this by the glass? I
have a question about
steaks. She just, she has this. She doesn’t like grizzle. I’ll have a
porterhouse. Okay. Can we also
have an order of brussel sprouts? Please? Hi. I’m uh, ehem. I’m waiting for
someone. Ya. I’m
debating. Bar. Is someone sitting here? I’m expecting a friend. Okay. Do
you have a drink menu?
Thanks. Can we order a bottle of wine? Can we have the Hacienda del
cabernet? Is it possible?
Do you have a bottle open? Can I taste it? It’s good. I’m still on it. Very
good. I think we’ll try. I
think we’ll go for it. We will do this one. Can you tell me where the
restroom is? Thank you. Do
you speak spanish? It was Navarro Correas. I’d like to know if you have
room for eight. In
fifteen minutes. Mark. Ok. Can I place an order for delivery? Can we look
at a menu? Hi. I’m
meeting someone here. I’ll have mine medium to medium rare. I’ll do medium.
you. I thought a short rib was ribs. I’ll have another glass too. No. I
would like a coffee. A small
one, but a real one. And the check as well. Una pregunta. Oh I’m sorry. Do
you accept credit
cards? Thanks. I’m meeting a friend. Remember I was here last time and sat
here? What was the
steak I wanted? I want it bloody. Ok. Medium well. What is that? Do you
guys have any
ketchupy kind of thing? Ya, ketchup. You may very well have more french
visitors here. Thanks.
Ya we want the menu, but we’re not going to order anything. Can I get this
to go? Can I have a
fork and knife? I don’t know I’ve never had snapper before. Thank you so
much. Thanks. Hey,
I’m back. We are three. Thanks darling. I’m taking entrana with medium
cooked. Can I ask you
what the specials are? Hi, how are you? how are you? Fine. Thank you. Hello
beers do you have on draft? Can you say those again? I want a dark beer. I
work for them. What
beers do you have? I’ll have the first one you said. And we’ll have a
bottle of pinot grigio.
Entrana. Medium rare. Oh, can we get brussel sprouts too? I don’t want
water. I want iced tea.
You have unsweetened iced tea? Is this spicy by the way? I think we’re
good. Ya, we’re good.
You have only one salad? We’ll have the ceviche de hamachi. Hi, table for
two. Have you heard
of this french travel guide? That’s it. That is the one we’ll have. Thank
you honey. Could you
tell me who is playing this song? Can we have the check? Oh, you can’t see
the album even? Oh
cause I play the guitar and I like to pick up new songs to play. Oh, well
what do you think? Ok.
I’ll have a margarita, but with this. Ya, on the rocks. Hi, I was wondering
if there was a wait for a
table right now. For two. Thanks. Okay. Thank you honey. It was so good.
Hi, good. Thank you.
Enjoy. Can I have Manhattan on the rocks? What is your well bourbon? Do you
And salsa criolla? And poblano pure? Medium. Medium rare. And for the wine.
Okay. So sangria. Two sangrias. Other. I’ll have that. The eggplant is
what, breaded? The
parillada is for two? Yah. Ok. So we have one. A costillita de cerdo. Can I
get some bread with
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